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Annual Super Bowl Prediction Failure

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Yes, I was off by a point in my prediciton of today’s Super Bowl score. As a mentalist, I never claimed to be 100% accurate. Rather, I aim for 90% accuracy, and have consistently met that goal, both in my psychic predictions and in my famous “sawing a woman in half with a dull blade while she holds a live cobra in her mouth” routine.

Annual Super Bowl Prediction

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Although I no longer perform much in public, I am still a mentalist at heart. As such, I would like to take a moment to prove that mentalists are far more accurate than any so-called psychic that you might encounter on a daytime talk show or supermarket-checkout periodical.

In that spirit, I offer the following prediction: In tomorrow’s Super Bowl, during the half time show, Bruce Springsteen will perform. I also predict that, during the television broadcast, John Madden will make one or more pasty white appearances. Finally, for those of you who are interested in more mundane aspects of the game, I predict that the Steelers will beat the Cardinals 27 to 22.

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